arthritis rheum 标签：幽默英语 趣味英语 英语学哪英译 biao qian you mo ying yu qu wei ying yu ying yu xue na ying yi the causes of arthritis the causes of arthritis 关节炎的起因 guan jie yan de qi yin a drunken man who smelled like a drunken man who smelled like a beer sat down on a subway seat next to a priest. a beer sat down on a subway seat next to a priest. 一个浑身散发啤酒味的醉汉坐在地铁的椅子上，旁边是位牧师。 yi ge hun shen san fa pi jiu wei de zui han zuo zai di tie de yi zi shang pang bian shi wei mu shi the man's tie was stained, his the man's tie was stained, his face was smeared with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin face was smeared with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. 这人的领带上有污斑，他的脸上净是唇膏印，还有半瓶杜松子酒从他撕破的口袋里伸出来。 zhe ren de ling dai shang you wu ban ta de lian shang jing shi chun gao yin hai you ban ping du song zi jiu cong ta si po de kou dai li shen chu lai he opened his newspaper and he opened his newspaper and began to read. began to read. 他打开他的报纸读了起来。 ta da kai ta de bao zhi du le qi lai after a few minutes he turned after a few minutes he turned to the priest and asked 'say father, what causes to the priest and asked 'say father, what causes arthritis?' arthritis rheum arthritis?' arthritis rheum 几分钟后他转过来问牧师，“神父啊，什么原因引起关节炎？ ji fen zhong hou ta zhuan guo lai wen mu shi shen fu a shen me yuan yin yin qi guan jie yan the priest replies,“my son, the priest replies, my son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap wicked women, too it's caused by loose living, being with cheap wicked women, too much alcohol and contempt for your fellow man.” much alcohol and contempt for your fellow man. 神父回答，“我的孩子，它是由于生活放荡，和低贱不正经的女人鬼混，酗酒和不尊重别人引起的。” shen fu hui da wo de hai zi ta shi you yu sheng huo fang dang he di jian bu zheng jing de nv ren gui hun xu jiu he bu zun zhong bie ren yin qi de “well, i'll be darned," the drunk well, i'll be darned," the drunk muttered, returning to his newspaper. muttered, returning to his newspaper. “噢，我太惊奇了“，醉汉喃喃地说，继续看他的报纸。 o wo tai jing qi le zui han nan nan di shuo ji xu kan ta de bao zhi the priest thinking about what he the priest thinking about what he said, nudged the drunk and apologised. 'i'm sorry to come on so said, nudged the drunk and apologised. 'i'm sorry to come on so strong. how long have you had arthritis?' strong. how long have you had arthritis?' 牧师反省他说的话，靠近醉汉道歉地说，“我很抱歉说话太重。你患关节炎多久了？” mu shi fan sheng ta shuo de hua kao jin zui han dao qian di shuo wo hen bao qian shuo hua tai zhong ni huan guan jie yan duo jiu le "i don't have it, father. i was "i don't have it, father. i was just reading here that the pope does." just reading here that the pope does." “我没有，神父。我刚才读到这里说教皇患有。” wo mei you shen fu wo gang cai du dao zhe li shuo jiao huang huan you arthritis rheum